Sunday, October 2, 2011

DESERVE A RANT N°01 Suplement A.K.A. "NICE AND STRAIGHT, THINGS YOU PROBABLY MISSED"

DESERVE A RANT N°01 Suplement A.K.A. "NICE AND STRAIGHT, THINGS YOU PROBABLY MISSED"

Hawk And Dove #01

Liefeld is a minor problem on that book, Sterling Gates is the one who will mess things around on this book.

Why Dove can fly but Hawk don't ? Why everytime Hawk open his mouth i think about Hobo Steve talking ?
And Who had the briliant idea of give for Dove a boyfriend like Deadman ?

Selected by the Gods of War and Peace ? Was not originally two renegade Lords of Chaos and Order ?

I guess Sterling Gates never watch Superman trying to rescue a Boeing 747 on Superman Returns using the same way Dove use on the comic book and fails miserably, that plane should never be able to land safely.

And  on Page 11 a lazy aftermath with a cop repeating everything we already knew it from the start.

And if Hawk a.k.a. New Hobo Steve was not enough the Avatar of Peace crash lands over a car and destroy it for no reason on page 14. Why ? She can or she can not fly ? And why her white dove symbol looks more like some kind of spider trying to bone her belly button ?

And if one Hobo Steve was not enough at the last page we meet Brownie Hawk, probably Hobo Steve's cousin.

The action is poor, the story looks like a dramedia, something better suit for a cartoon than a comic book, Sterling Gates is not Geof Johns and this comic will not last long this way.

Post Bottom Followed Up: Annoying Character goes to Hawk the New Hobo Steve who can drag all action of this comic into his existential personal black hole of "WHY,WHY MY BROTHER HAS TO DIE?"

Hawk and Dove so far is not worth reading or expending money, trying to re-sale and avoid it in the near future.

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