Nostalgic Critic as King Arthur
Lewis Lovhaug as Himself
King Arthur: Old woman.
Lewis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Lewis: I'm 24.
King Arthur: What?
Lewis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Lewis: Well you could say "Lewis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Lewis.
Lewis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Lewis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Lewis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
KNOCK IT OFF
a note from Lewis Lovhaug.
"Okay, Sake?"
"KNOCK IT OFF WITH THOSE ENDING BITS".
"You want to post an opinion, that's fine. The problem is that you're sometimes treating the comments section as if you're writing the script for some show or production and frankly it doesn't make any damn sense - it's like you're stringing together unintelligble phrases. Maybe it's because English isn't your primary language - I don't know, but it's very tiresome for me trying to read through this stuff in order to try to decipher if it's something I need to delete or if it's okay to let through".
"Also, I decided to take a gander at your blog and it seems you're just copy-pasting the entries on your blog and then putting them here free of context. You can post whatever you want on your blog, but on mine - you have to write out actual COMMENTS".
Mental Note to my self : there is the evidence you needed dumbass : YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS! NOW do yourself a favor and learn from that !
"Okay, Sake?"
"KNOCK IT OFF WITH THOSE ENDING BITS".
"You want to post an opinion, that's fine. The problem is that you're sometimes treating the comments section as if you're writing the script for some show or production and frankly it doesn't make any damn sense - it's like you're stringing together unintelligble phrases. Maybe it's because English isn't your primary language - I don't know, but it's very tiresome for me trying to read through this stuff in order to try to decipher if it's something I need to delete or if it's okay to let through".
"Also, I decided to take a gander at your blog and it seems you're just copy-pasting the entries on your blog and then putting them here free of context. You can post whatever you want on your blog, but on mine - you have to write out actual COMMENTS".
Mental Note to my self : there is the evidence you needed dumbass : YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS! NOW do yourself a favor and learn from that !
George Lucas Must Die
George Lucas Must Die (2003)
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such tyranny, and to provide new Guards for their future security. —Such has been the patient sufferance of these fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Product Distribution. The history of the present King of the Industry is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over mankind. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world:
Of course, when we initially proposed that George Lucas be made to die, we were only half-joking. Since that time, we've received numerous letters, most of them also half-joking. But then we received a letter from an anonymous party who seems genuinely interested in achieving the death of George Lucas. Of course, we are deeply troubled by this, but the public has a right to know, so here:
When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the bands which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such tyranny, and to provide new Guards for their future security. —Such has been the patient sufferance of these fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Product Distribution. The history of the present King of the Industry is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over mankind. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world:
- He has gone back and F'd up the original Star Wars in ways too numerous to count, and won't let either the original or the F'd up version be transfered to DVD.
- He won't let Raiders be released on DVD.
- He sucks.
Of course, when we initially proposed that George Lucas be made to die, we were only half-joking. Since that time, we've received numerous letters, most of them also half-joking. But then we received a letter from an anonymous party who seems genuinely interested in achieving the death of George Lucas. Of course, we are deeply troubled by this, but the public has a right to know, so here:
| To Whom It May Concern: Sincerely, Mr. Tuttle et al. |
Sunday, October 9, 2011
In the end that's all i love.
Really Shorty T.A.I.L. Episode 4 A New Hope (because it's Sunday morning, i know i promised don't comment anything else further this weekend and let me check...yep, except for this there only one, maybe two TAIS with space left to fill a That's All I Love edition so let's address the elephant in the room :
"That's All I Love 9-22-11 but seriously 10-9-11 presents <b>I Love Red Hood and The Outlaws and i don't care for what other peoples think because i know what's cheesy and i know what i like."</b>
In fact i love that comic book so much i am really that willing to embarrassed my self further in defense of the actual independent self-confident <b>hommosapiesnmaleanizer</b> (repeat this word to your friends but three times faster)and Outlaws powerhouse interstelar Pimpetteer <b>Starfire</b>.
Don't fool yourselves friends and unfriendly people even with my 8th grader english grammar, this is a book for grown ups, it's Jason Todd's show, it's Roy Harper's reboot and without Kory they would be as good as dead, instead they both have sun burns in curious places and probably some sort of venereal disease that made their minds easily suggestible to the wills of a golden skinned alien goddess with variable sized breast cups (it's like boners for boys, happy cup, sad cup, intriguingly pointy cup, and so on...). And answering the only person who address my previous statement directly:
quoting Anonymous female in the audience : <b>"You seem to mostly have issues with reading comprehension, actually".</b>
No dear, i don't and i stand in defense of Scott Lobdell on this, he can't give all the eastern eggs all at once in the first issue.
Red Hood and the Outlaws is an action flick and i loved, even more than i loved Batwing, not so much as i loved Voodoo but in the end i loved and still love unless of course he ruined everything just the same way he is doing with Teen Titans, that's clearly a demographically reddish aimed comic book despite the absence of bright colors (meanwhile JLI is amazingly straight hardcore Michael Bay style action adventure despite the all bright colors and that's ironic because JLI is the average gimmick in my opinion - and everybody has the right to made his own opinion - while Teen Titans is just stupid and badly colored, did DC cut the budget for palettes ?)and i read better demographically aimed comics in the past (made yourself a favor and read All Star Batman & Robin again please, that's good cheesy).
Like the great Senator Ortolan Finistirre once said and i quote distractedly : <b>The great state of Denial will not apologize for its cheesy!</b>, and that's what <b>S.A.F.E.T.Y</b> (<b>S</b>trippers for the <b>A</b>dvancement of <b>F</b>ireblasters in <b>E</b>ffective <b>T</b>utorialized <b>Y</b>outh)stands for.
Once again thanks Mr.Lewis Lovhaug for give the example on PR relationships management and help to prove to all that we are not just "nothing but a bunch of basement dwellers who spend all day whining on the 'net" and that there is in fact several open minded people on the bunch (most of them are men despite minor disagreement about preferences but we incorporated and encourage some women and Hold, our danish gay cable guy and actual landlord, to join the group too).
In the end that's all i love.
End Credits
http://www.youtube.com/user/oceanflower2009#p/search/0/kmRaC8tSHww
...whispers
Yes Lewis that clips is mildly not safe for work!
...whispers
Yes this was edited by a real woman, we check that.
...whispers
Yes Hold, someone must be the token gay guy, now "SHUT UP!!!" we are trying to plan a bachelor party here.
"That's All I Love 9-22-11 but seriously 10-9-11 presents <b>I Love Red Hood and The Outlaws and i don't care for what other peoples think because i know what's cheesy and i know what i like."</b>
In fact i love that comic book so much i am really that willing to embarrassed my self further in defense of the actual independent self-confident <b>hommosapiesnmaleanizer</b> (repeat this word to your friends but three times faster)and Outlaws powerhouse interstelar Pimpetteer <b>Starfire</b>.
Don't fool yourselves friends and unfriendly people even with my 8th grader english grammar, this is a book for grown ups, it's Jason Todd's show, it's Roy Harper's reboot and without Kory they would be as good as dead, instead they both have sun burns in curious places and probably some sort of venereal disease that made their minds easily suggestible to the wills of a golden skinned alien goddess with variable sized breast cups (it's like boners for boys, happy cup, sad cup, intriguingly pointy cup, and so on...). And answering the only person who address my previous statement directly:
quoting Anonymous female in the audience : <b>"You seem to mostly have issues with reading comprehension, actually".</b>
No dear, i don't and i stand in defense of Scott Lobdell on this, he can't give all the eastern eggs all at once in the first issue.
Red Hood and the Outlaws is an action flick and i loved, even more than i loved Batwing, not so much as i loved Voodoo but in the end i loved and still love unless of course he ruined everything just the same way he is doing with Teen Titans, that's clearly a demographically reddish aimed comic book despite the absence of bright colors (meanwhile JLI is amazingly straight hardcore Michael Bay style action adventure despite the all bright colors and that's ironic because JLI is the average gimmick in my opinion - and everybody has the right to made his own opinion - while Teen Titans is just stupid and badly colored, did DC cut the budget for palettes ?)and i read better demographically aimed comics in the past (made yourself a favor and read All Star Batman & Robin again please, that's good cheesy).
Like the great Senator Ortolan Finistirre once said and i quote distractedly : <b>The great state of Denial will not apologize for its cheesy!</b>, and that's what <b>S.A.F.E.T.Y</b> (<b>S</b>trippers for the <b>A</b>dvancement of <b>F</b>ireblasters in <b>E</b>ffective <b>T</b>utorialized <b>Y</b>outh)stands for.
Once again thanks Mr.Lewis Lovhaug for give the example on PR relationships management and help to prove to all that we are not just "nothing but a bunch of basement dwellers who spend all day whining on the 'net" and that there is in fact several open minded people on the bunch (most of them are men despite minor disagreement about preferences but we incorporated and encourage some women and Hold, our danish gay cable guy and actual landlord, to join the group too).
In the end that's all i love.
End Credits
http://www.youtube.com/user/oceanflower2009#p/search/0/kmRaC8tSHww
...whispers
Yes Lewis that clips is mildly not safe for work!
...whispers
Yes this was edited by a real woman, we check that.
...whispers
Yes Hold, someone must be the token gay guy, now "SHUT UP!!!" we are trying to plan a bachelor party here.
Friday, October 7, 2011
Reviewed Version
Original Comment Deleted and Substituted by this (i hope):
Reviewed Version of the less insulting Reviewed Version of a Similar Insulting Review of the same Comment with all insults removed After Listen Some Concerned Thoughts of Our Former Landlord(we moved our connection with the multitransdimensional hub under the fourth wall to Holds' home), all cheesy, disrespectful, controversial, name praising elements had to be reluctant but still respectfully removed for the sake of the argument and also better editing.
The point is DC still can do awesome comic books as well a few bad comics despite opinionated different points of view between readers. Geof Johns and Scott Lobdell has their merits as well their failures but we blame the editors for the failures, after all these comics are written months
before they hit the bookstores and blame the writers and artists only is like blaming Linkara for the absence of Pollo, the maintenance of non-human characters is obviously Lewis Lovhaug a.k.a. the producer responsibility and not Lewis Lovhaug also a.k.a. the character, i will not to be all Schrödinger's Cat on this but you know what i mean. In DC's case there is not just one single person working under overwhelming circumstances into the realms of quantum physics to blame.
In the end DC please stop messing up those things, Comics are not home made bots you can fix with glue and duct tape and those are the easiest ones to fix.
Basement Dwellers Square Monthly Preliminary Report About the Most Recent New 52's or B.D.S.M. version #101.1 Retroactive Now to be recognized as C.L.A.W.S. #02 also Retroactive :
New Guardians #1 :Comical, Worth Reading, Accurate Reviewed by the TAISOReer a.k.a. the TAIS Original Reviewer.
Teen Titans #1: Idiotic, Lot's of wasted material, Scott Lobdell drop the ball this time and that all the have to say about this, we politely disagree with Mr.Lovhaug point of view.
Batman: The Dark Knight #1 On Hold Yet (even retroactively);
Blackhawks #1 Weird, Looks like a Michael Bay movie, Spoony makes a cameo, on probation until we read issue #02, that was almost "THAT OTHER BOOK" we don't comment about, Accurate Reviewed by the Taisoreer with reserves;
Aquaman #1 Awesome, Worth Reading, Geof Johns Kick Ass, the Taisoreer Review also kicks ass;
Angel & Faith #1 The Squad loves Joss Whedon but we don't have time on schedule for more vampire, brings us more Firefly please but since this a retroactive comment i guess we must ask hold for a Square Slideshow, No comment about the accuracy or not of the Taisoreer yet;
All-Star Western #1 On Hold and when the report says on Hold means our shared copy is on Hold's house waiting to be read when we also complaint about that retroactively;
The Flash #1 Kick Ass Again, Awesome Reading but maybe could be some more, the Taisoreer kick ass again;
The Fury of Firestorm: The Nuclear Man #1 Trash, Crash and Burn, Idiotic, Not even blessings can saving this book from a harsh score , Deserves a Rant at some point, the Taisoreer is kind with this things;
Voodoo #1 finally DC does something worth our communitorial readings and that all we gonna say about this, we respectfully disagree with Mr.Lovhaug about this book and will never comment about his comments on this subject ever again, your are a gentleman Sir, don't dimminish your self as being just a feminist;
Superman #1 On Hold yet;
Justice League Dark #1 On Hold but the Square love Zatanna;
The Savage Hawkman #1 On Hold, lazy egoistic share holder Hold;
Avengers Academy #1-6 What A Hell is a Marvel Comic Book doing on that list ? I guess Hold doesn't even buy this, check the schedule;
P.S.: the Squad respectfully says nothing else about the Taisoreer skills and methods also we have the deepest confidence in your skills concerning Pollo and we only wish the best during the make-over.
Thank you for the FourthWallsome Show !!!
Reposted, reedited and rewrited by Ricardo Augusto, sort of brazilian not so extraordinaire;
Atoptefourthwall owned by Lewis Lovhaug, power ranger's opionionated extraordinaire;
Reviewed Version of the less insulting Reviewed Version of a Similar Insulting Review of the same Comment with all insults removed After Listen Some Concerned Thoughts of Our Former Landlord(we moved our connection with the multitransdimensional hub under the fourth wall to Holds' home), all cheesy, disrespectful, controversial, name praising elements had to be reluctant but still respectfully removed for the sake of the argument and also better editing.
The point is DC still can do awesome comic books as well a few bad comics despite opinionated different points of view between readers. Geof Johns and Scott Lobdell has their merits as well their failures but we blame the editors for the failures, after all these comics are written months
before they hit the bookstores and blame the writers and artists only is like blaming Linkara for the absence of Pollo, the maintenance of non-human characters is obviously Lewis Lovhaug a.k.a. the producer responsibility and not Lewis Lovhaug also a.k.a. the character, i will not to be all Schrödinger's Cat on this but you know what i mean. In DC's case there is not just one single person working under overwhelming circumstances into the realms of quantum physics to blame.
In the end DC please stop messing up those things, Comics are not home made bots you can fix with glue and duct tape and those are the easiest ones to fix.
Basement Dwellers Square Monthly Preliminary Report About the Most Recent New 52's or B.D.S.M. version #101.1 Retroactive Now to be recognized as C.L.A.W.S. #02 also Retroactive :
New Guardians #1 :Comical, Worth Reading, Accurate Reviewed by the TAISOReer a.k.a. the TAIS Original Reviewer.
Teen Titans #1: Idiotic, Lot's of wasted material, Scott Lobdell drop the ball this time and that all the have to say about this, we politely disagree with Mr.Lovhaug point of view.
Batman: The Dark Knight #1 On Hold Yet (even retroactively);
Blackhawks #1 Weird, Looks like a Michael Bay movie, Spoony makes a cameo, on probation until we read issue #02, that was almost "THAT OTHER BOOK" we don't comment about, Accurate Reviewed by the Taisoreer with reserves;
Aquaman #1 Awesome, Worth Reading, Geof Johns Kick Ass, the Taisoreer Review also kicks ass;
Angel & Faith #1 The Squad loves Joss Whedon but we don't have time on schedule for more vampire, brings us more Firefly please but since this a retroactive comment i guess we must ask hold for a Square Slideshow, No comment about the accuracy or not of the Taisoreer yet;
All-Star Western #1 On Hold and when the report says on Hold means our shared copy is on Hold's house waiting to be read when we also complaint about that retroactively;
The Flash #1 Kick Ass Again, Awesome Reading but maybe could be some more, the Taisoreer kick ass again;
The Fury of Firestorm: The Nuclear Man #1 Trash, Crash and Burn, Idiotic, Not even blessings can saving this book from a harsh score , Deserves a Rant at some point, the Taisoreer is kind with this things;
Voodoo #1 finally DC does something worth our communitorial readings and that all we gonna say about this, we respectfully disagree with Mr.Lovhaug about this book and will never comment about his comments on this subject ever again, your are a gentleman Sir, don't dimminish your self as being just a feminist;
Superman #1 On Hold yet;
Justice League Dark #1 On Hold but the Square love Zatanna;
The Savage Hawkman #1 On Hold, lazy egoistic share holder Hold;
Avengers Academy #1-6 What A Hell is a Marvel Comic Book doing on that list ? I guess Hold doesn't even buy this, check the schedule;
P.S.: the Squad respectfully says nothing else about the Taisoreer skills and methods also we have the deepest confidence in your skills concerning Pollo and we only wish the best during the make-over.
Thank you for the FourthWallsome Show !!!
Reposted, reedited and rewrited by Ricardo Augusto, sort of brazilian not so extraordinaire;
Atoptefourthwall owned by Lewis Lovhaug, power ranger's opionionated extraordinaire;
CLAWS #01
Clearly All We Say or CLAWS #01:
Action Comics #1 /Accurate Reviewed, the book looks Idiotic;
Detective Comics #1 /Accurate Reviewed, it's Worth Reading but eewww;
Men at War #1 / Weird Book, Accurate Review and the crew barely understand what was going on there and we are the guy who love this kind of story, can't agree in what to say about that yet;
Hawk and Dove #1 / Weird Review, Ranting about Liefeld is redundant, Not Flawless TAIS, the book is Idiotic and Deserve the Rant;
Green Arrow #1 / Accurate Review and Awesome book, the kind of thing the Smallville's Green Arrow could be;
Batwing #1 / Accurate Review and Awesome book, was a delightful surprise;
Justice League International #1 / the one to be always remembered as "THAT BOOK.." (dramatic pause) Not Accurate, we respectfully disagree with Mr.Lovhaug and will give the Deserved Rant for this elsewhere despite the fact we already did it here in the past present of our past future (try to see this through J.J.Abrahms kind of logical thinking) in order to avoid a future past war that never happen in this non-mirror current reality;
Animal Man #1 / Weird Book, Accurate Review, Really Creepy and we stay with that;
Next Swamp Thing #01, Stormwatch #01, Static Shock #01, OMAC #01, and Batgirl #01, the crew once again thanks Mr. Lovhaug for his kindness and patience and hope we can do it better in the present future of the current past (someone please cut Lost from Hold's diet please).
END CREDITS
Directed, Edited and Reviewed Review by Ricardo Augusto
Music by Michael Giacchino
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxalnykkh78
Atop The Fourth Wall is owned by Lewis Lovhaug, the multitransdimensional Hub is probably owned by someone else, there is a dead guy there but is nobody we known.
FourthWallSomeness Rocks !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpxNbPtOMnI&feature=related
Action Comics #1 /Accurate Reviewed, the book looks Idiotic;
Detective Comics #1 /Accurate Reviewed, it's Worth Reading but eewww;
Men at War #1 / Weird Book, Accurate Review and the crew barely understand what was going on there and we are the guy who love this kind of story, can't agree in what to say about that yet;
Hawk and Dove #1 / Weird Review, Ranting about Liefeld is redundant, Not Flawless TAIS, the book is Idiotic and Deserve the Rant;
Green Arrow #1 / Accurate Review and Awesome book, the kind of thing the Smallville's Green Arrow could be;
Batwing #1 / Accurate Review and Awesome book, was a delightful surprise;
Justice League International #1 / the one to be always remembered as "THAT BOOK.." (dramatic pause) Not Accurate, we respectfully disagree with Mr.Lovhaug and will give the Deserved Rant for this elsewhere despite the fact we already did it here in the past present of our past future (try to see this through J.J.Abrahms kind of logical thinking) in order to avoid a future past war that never happen in this non-mirror current reality;
Animal Man #1 / Weird Book, Accurate Review, Really Creepy and we stay with that;
Next Swamp Thing #01, Stormwatch #01, Static Shock #01, OMAC #01, and Batgirl #01, the crew once again thanks Mr. Lovhaug for his kindness and patience and hope we can do it better in the present future of the current past (someone please cut Lost from Hold's diet please).
END CREDITS
Directed, Edited and Reviewed Review by Ricardo Augusto
Music by Michael Giacchino
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxalnykkh78
Atop The Fourth Wall is owned by Lewis Lovhaug, the multitransdimensional Hub is probably owned by someone else, there is a dead guy there but is nobody we known.
FourthWallSomeness Rocks !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpxNbPtOMnI&feature=related
Preserving Peace
TAIS Check up So Far :
Action Comics #1 /Accurate
Detective Comics #1 /Accurate
Men at War #1 / Weird Book, Accurate Review
Hawk and Dove #1 / Weird Review, Ranting about Liefeld is redundant, Not Flawless TAIS
Green Arrow #1 / Millerism, Action Flick, The Kind of Comic Book you don't tell your mother about, Deserves to be Praised But not exactly for what you think
Batwing #1 / Again Millerism, Kick Ass Action Flick, The Kind of Comic Book you don't tell your mother about or even your father, Deserves to be Praised But not exactly for what you think
Justice League International #1 / Deserves A Rant, Catastrophic Failure, The Kind of Book meant for MST3K, Utterly TAIS Failure
Animal Man #1 / Weird Book, Accurate Review, Really Creepy
Next Swamp Thing #01, Stormwatch #01, Static Shock #01, OMAC #01, and Batgirl #01, i know i'm gonna hate half this books already, this is a marathon, how do you not get tired and bankrupt ? This is financial and timing expensive.
Action Comics #1 /Accurate
Detective Comics #1 /Accurate
Men at War #1 / Weird Book, Accurate Review
Hawk and Dove #1 / Weird Review, Ranting about Liefeld is redundant, Not Flawless TAIS
Green Arrow #1 / Millerism, Action Flick, The Kind of Comic Book you don't tell your mother about, Deserves to be Praised But not exactly for what you think
Batwing #1 / Again Millerism, Kick Ass Action Flick, The Kind of Comic Book you don't tell your mother about or even your father, Deserves to be Praised But not exactly for what you think
Justice League International #1 / Deserves A Rant, Catastrophic Failure, The Kind of Book meant for MST3K, Utterly TAIS Failure
Animal Man #1 / Weird Book, Accurate Review, Really Creepy
Next Swamp Thing #01, Stormwatch #01, Static Shock #01, OMAC #01, and Batgirl #01, i know i'm gonna hate half this books already, this is a marathon, how do you not get tired and bankrupt ? This is financial and timing expensive.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Letter in the Comment Box
"personal tastes prevent me from recommending something I enjoy"
No, i mean the opposite : your personal tastes prevent you from not recommending something you enjoy despite any flaws in the book.
And i settle down and ended this argument already when I ask you to don't use the phrase : "You Should Be Buying This Book ! when just recommend it is more preferable.
You can do whatever you want with this comment after read it, this is not a flame war, i don't care if you love the book or not and you shouldn't carte with what i think either because in the end i am a nobody and i will continue to be a nobody after this, probably an irony impaired nobody, doesn't matter. I ask you politely despite you think i was being ironical, i wasn't, i am not smart enough to be ironic even in portuguese.
In the end i will continue to write on my blog, enjoying your show, learning more english, twit on twitter and appreciate comic books thanks to you and you TAIS mostly because before that read comic books on a computer screen sucks but in the past few weeks i actually learn to enjoy it and i owe you that.
Thank you for bring me back my childhood passion !
From your fan Mr. Ricardo.
p.s.: this comment will self destruct in 5 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj_vvPID_Hc
No, i mean the opposite : your personal tastes prevent you from not recommending something you enjoy despite any flaws in the book.
And i settle down and ended this argument already when I ask you to don't use the phrase : "You Should Be Buying This Book ! when just recommend it is more preferable.
You can do whatever you want with this comment after read it, this is not a flame war, i don't care if you love the book or not and you shouldn't carte with what i think either because in the end i am a nobody and i will continue to be a nobody after this, probably an irony impaired nobody, doesn't matter. I ask you politely despite you think i was being ironical, i wasn't, i am not smart enough to be ironic even in portuguese.
In the end i will continue to write on my blog, enjoying your show, learning more english, twit on twitter and appreciate comic books thanks to you and you TAIS mostly because before that read comic books on a computer screen sucks but in the past few weeks i actually learn to enjoy it and i owe you that.
Thank you for bring me back my childhood passion !
From your fan Mr. Ricardo.
p.s.: this comment will self destruct in 5 seconds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj_vvPID_Hc
Olive Branch
In case the previous comment don't be posted or backfires for the lack of better grammar and clear consistence : I quote Mr. Lovhaug previous statement on That's All I'm Saying from 9-8-11 you said "You Should Be Buying This Book !", i politely suggest and beg you for the love of all sacred things and being please NEVER use this phrase again for this or any other book in the future until the end of days. No comic book, movie, tv series, video game, internet MMORPG or whatever mankind invent in the future deserves the kind of risk involved in the defense of something that your personal tastes as a reader say "It's damn good" but when comic book loosely based logic applies correctly your criticism must at least agree about the several flaws the book leaves there for everybody to see.
If you liked that's fine but as a critic no book deserves a scratch in your reputation that comes from supporting a poor developed brainstormed comic written and draw as meant to be "damn good" book but never accomplishing this objective in the first place.
Even as an acid critic your analisys is in no other way flawless in general and should stay that way, equally balanced for good, bad and meh books with personal preferences reminding in second place.
That's all i'm saying for the sake of the argument. Continue the good work and enjoy your comics despite the fact DC sucks in most of the new 52's.
Comics must be good and critics even better. You can be better.
If you liked that's fine but as a critic no book deserves a scratch in your reputation that comes from supporting a poor developed brainstormed comic written and draw as meant to be "damn good" book but never accomplishing this objective in the first place.
Even as an acid critic your analisys is in no other way flawless in general and should stay that way, equally balanced for good, bad and meh books with personal preferences reminding in second place.
That's all i'm saying for the sake of the argument. Continue the good work and enjoy your comics despite the fact DC sucks in most of the new 52's.
Comics must be good and critics even better. You can be better.
Most recent Comment
Justice League International still is, together with a few others, Mystery Science Fiction Theater 3000 material Mr. Lovhaug, me and the crew will nail Dan Jurgens text for the several flaws that contains despite the fact we laugh out loud reading through Hold's wide screen while the slideshow machine works from page to page.
It's entertaining and we start to figured out your kind of cheesy (not very far away from our own by the way), as far our collective fast readings last night can tell JLI is going to be worthy of your money only if you are a huge fan of classic Keith Giffen's JL versions and most recently the Generation Lost or going a little bit further a fan of Booster Gold. Even if is that the case the story is cheesy as hell in a very non-logical argumentative Vulcan/McCoyan way and my only complaint was you getting your critic reputation in check to stand for your personal preferences as a fan, i may be wrong but the first issue left the feeling you was saying : "What a Hell, i like this characters and i really like this book, so let me put this inconveniences aside and stand for the comic i like !".
And there we are commenting about "I like Big Mac but you like Burguer King", my point is you can say you liked or not, that's prefereable, but please just don't put yourself in the line of fire to say : It's worth buying! because that's not a worthy shoot to take in the place of those who deserve it.
Quoting as usual and finishing with a mental image i would like to remind you what your father said in the first Linkara movie years ago :
Jor-Kara-El :<b>Live as one of them, Lin-Kara-El, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Lin-Kara-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son.</b>
P.S.: don't forget to skip the damn advertise if appears first, enjoy the awesomeness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yvd9ipv9o8
It's entertaining and we start to figured out your kind of cheesy (not very far away from our own by the way), as far our collective fast readings last night can tell JLI is going to be worthy of your money only if you are a huge fan of classic Keith Giffen's JL versions and most recently the Generation Lost or going a little bit further a fan of Booster Gold. Even if is that the case the story is cheesy as hell in a very non-logical argumentative Vulcan/McCoyan way and my only complaint was you getting your critic reputation in check to stand for your personal preferences as a fan, i may be wrong but the first issue left the feeling you was saying : "What a Hell, i like this characters and i really like this book, so let me put this inconveniences aside and stand for the comic i like !".
And there we are commenting about "I like Big Mac but you like Burguer King", my point is you can say you liked or not, that's prefereable, but please just don't put yourself in the line of fire to say : It's worth buying! because that's not a worthy shoot to take in the place of those who deserve it.
Quoting as usual and finishing with a mental image i would like to remind you what your father said in the first Linkara movie years ago :
Jor-Kara-El :<b>Live as one of them, Lin-Kara-El, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Lin-Kara-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son.</b>
P.S.: don't forget to skip the damn advertise if appears first, enjoy the awesomeness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yvd9ipv9o8
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Revised Version of the previous post
Reviewed Version of a Similar Comment After Listen Some Concerned Thoughts of Our Landlord, all cheesy, disrespectful, controversial, name praising elements had to be reluctant removed for the sake of the argument. The point is DC still can do awesome comic books as well a few bad comics despite opinionated different points of view between readers. Geof Johns and Scott Lobdell has their merits as well their failures but we blame the editors for the failures, after all these comics are written months
before they hit the bookstores and blame the writers and artists only is like blaming Linkara for the absence of Pollo, the maintenance of non-human characters is obviously Lewis Lovhaug a.k.a. the producer responsibility and not Lewis Lovhaug also a.k.a. the character, i will not to be all Schrödinger's Cat on this but you know what i mean. In DC's case there is not just one single person working under overwhelming circumstances into the realms of quantum physics to blame.
In the end DC please stop messing up those things, Comics are not home made bots you can fix with glue and duct tape and those are the easiest ones to fix.
Basement Dwellers Squad Monthly Preliminary Report About the Most Recent New 52's or B.D.S.M. version #01.1 :
New Guardians #1 :Comical, Worth Reading, Star Sapphires always have potential, 3 Starfires out of 5;
Teen Titans #1: Idiotic, Lot's of wasted material, Scott Lobdell drop the ball this time, Wondergirl still is a promise for lots funs, 1 Starfire out of 5;
Batman: The Dark Knight #1 On Hold; Blackhawks #1 Weird, Looks like a Michael Bay movie, Spoony makes a cameo, 2 Starfires out of 5, on probation;
Aquaman #1 Awesome, Worth Reading, Geof Johns Kick Ass, 5 Starfires out of 5 despite obvious absence of eye candy but promissing;
Angel & Faith #1 The Squad loves Joss Whedon but we don't have time on schedule for more vampire, brings us more Firefly please;
All-Star Western #1 On Hold and when the report says on Hold means our shared copy is on Hold's house waiting to be read;
The Flash #1 Kick Ass Again, Awesome Reading but maybe could be some more, eye candy elements completely absent, 4 Starfires out of 5
The Fury of Firestorm: The Nuclear Man #1 Trash, Crash and Burn, Idiotic, Not even blessings can saving this book from a harsh score minus half Starfire out of 5
Voodoo #1 The Comic Book the boss ask for Christmas 11 Starfires out of 5, we need a new scale for this, genius writing, amazing art, finally DC does something worth reading;
Superman #1 On Hold yet;
Justice League Dark #1 On Hold but the Squad love Zatanna, already no less than 2 Starfires out of 5
The Savage Hawkman #1 On Hold, lazy egoistic share holder Hold;
Avengers Academy #1-6 What A Hell is a Marvel Comic Book doing on that list ? I guess Hold doesn't even buy this, check the schedule;
P.S.: the Squad respectfully praises as also disagrees with some opinions given on this TAIS by Mr. Lovehaug, as a cunning critic you can be very precise Sir but in our opinion you may also became occasionally silly sometimes. There is nothing wrong with that considering a man of your age under so busy schedule, the Squad also have the deepest confidence in your skills concerning Pollo and we only wish the best during the make-over.
Thank you for the FourthWallsome Show !!!
before they hit the bookstores and blame the writers and artists only is like blaming Linkara for the absence of Pollo, the maintenance of non-human characters is obviously Lewis Lovhaug a.k.a. the producer responsibility and not Lewis Lovhaug also a.k.a. the character, i will not to be all Schrödinger's Cat on this but you know what i mean. In DC's case there is not just one single person working under overwhelming circumstances into the realms of quantum physics to blame.
In the end DC please stop messing up those things, Comics are not home made bots you can fix with glue and duct tape and those are the easiest ones to fix.
Basement Dwellers Squad Monthly Preliminary Report About the Most Recent New 52's or B.D.S.M. version #01.1 :
New Guardians #1 :Comical, Worth Reading, Star Sapphires always have potential, 3 Starfires out of 5;
Teen Titans #1: Idiotic, Lot's of wasted material, Scott Lobdell drop the ball this time, Wondergirl still is a promise for lots funs, 1 Starfire out of 5;
Batman: The Dark Knight #1 On Hold; Blackhawks #1 Weird, Looks like a Michael Bay movie, Spoony makes a cameo, 2 Starfires out of 5, on probation;
Aquaman #1 Awesome, Worth Reading, Geof Johns Kick Ass, 5 Starfires out of 5 despite obvious absence of eye candy but promissing;
Angel & Faith #1 The Squad loves Joss Whedon but we don't have time on schedule for more vampire, brings us more Firefly please;
All-Star Western #1 On Hold and when the report says on Hold means our shared copy is on Hold's house waiting to be read;
The Flash #1 Kick Ass Again, Awesome Reading but maybe could be some more, eye candy elements completely absent, 4 Starfires out of 5
The Fury of Firestorm: The Nuclear Man #1 Trash, Crash and Burn, Idiotic, Not even blessings can saving this book from a harsh score minus half Starfire out of 5
Voodoo #1 The Comic Book the boss ask for Christmas 11 Starfires out of 5, we need a new scale for this, genius writing, amazing art, finally DC does something worth reading;
Superman #1 On Hold yet;
Justice League Dark #1 On Hold but the Squad love Zatanna, already no less than 2 Starfires out of 5
The Savage Hawkman #1 On Hold, lazy egoistic share holder Hold;
Avengers Academy #1-6 What A Hell is a Marvel Comic Book doing on that list ? I guess Hold doesn't even buy this, check the schedule;
P.S.: the Squad respectfully praises as also disagrees with some opinions given on this TAIS by Mr. Lovehaug, as a cunning critic you can be very precise Sir but in our opinion you may also became occasionally silly sometimes. There is nothing wrong with that considering a man of your age under so busy schedule, the Squad also have the deepest confidence in your skills concerning Pollo and we only wish the best during the make-over.
Thank you for the FourthWallsome Show !!!
Monday, October 3, 2011
A.T.F. - Frank Miller Special Victims Unit;
A.T.F. - Frank Miller Special Victims Unit;
T&A Preliminary Report :
New Guardians #1 :Comical, Worth Reading, Star Sapphires always have T&A potential, 3 Chaykins out of 5;
Teen Titans #1: Idiotic, Lot's of wasted material, Scott Lobdell drop the ball this time, Wondergirl still is a promise for T&A funs, 1 Chaykin out of 5;
Batman: The Dark Knight #1 On Hold; Blackhawks #1 Weird, Looks like a Michael Bay movie, Spoony makes a cameo, 2 Chaykins out of 5, on probation
Aquaman #1 Awesome, Worth Reading, Geof Johns Kick Ass, 5 Chaykins out of 5 despite obvious absence of T&A but promissing;
Angel & Faith #1 The Squad loves Joss Whedon but we don't have time on schedule for more vampire crap, brings us more Firefly please;
All-Star Western #1 On Hold and when the report says on Hold means the digital copy is on Hold's house waiting to be read;
The Flash #1 Kick Ass Again, Awesome Reading but maybe could be some more, T&A elements completely absent, 4 Chaykins out of 5
The Fury of Firestorm: The Nuclear Man #1 Trash, Crash and Burn, Idiotic, Not even Gail Simone blessing saving this book from a harsh score minus half Chaykin out of 5
Voodoo #1 The Comic Book the boss ask for Christmas 11 Chaykins out of 5, we need a new scale for this, genius writing, amazing art, finally DC does something worth reading;
Superman #1 On Hold yet;
Justice League Dark #1 On Hold but the Squad love Zatanna, already no less than 2 Chaykins out of 5
The Savage Hawkman #1 On Hold, lazy egoistic reader
Avengers Academy #1-6 What A Hell is a Marvel Comic Book doing on that list ? I guess Hold doesn't even buy this, check the schedule;
Back to Work "THIS...IS...SPARTAAAA - Tennessee!!! Over and Out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_zzbsK0H14&feature=related
T&A Preliminary Report :
New Guardians #1 :Comical, Worth Reading, Star Sapphires always have T&A potential, 3 Chaykins out of 5;
Teen Titans #1: Idiotic, Lot's of wasted material, Scott Lobdell drop the ball this time, Wondergirl still is a promise for T&A funs, 1 Chaykin out of 5;
Batman: The Dark Knight #1 On Hold; Blackhawks #1 Weird, Looks like a Michael Bay movie, Spoony makes a cameo, 2 Chaykins out of 5, on probation
Aquaman #1 Awesome, Worth Reading, Geof Johns Kick Ass, 5 Chaykins out of 5 despite obvious absence of T&A but promissing;
Angel & Faith #1 The Squad loves Joss Whedon but we don't have time on schedule for more vampire crap, brings us more Firefly please;
All-Star Western #1 On Hold and when the report says on Hold means the digital copy is on Hold's house waiting to be read;
The Flash #1 Kick Ass Again, Awesome Reading but maybe could be some more, T&A elements completely absent, 4 Chaykins out of 5
The Fury of Firestorm: The Nuclear Man #1 Trash, Crash and Burn, Idiotic, Not even Gail Simone blessing saving this book from a harsh score minus half Chaykin out of 5
Voodoo #1 The Comic Book the boss ask for Christmas 11 Chaykins out of 5, we need a new scale for this, genius writing, amazing art, finally DC does something worth reading;
Superman #1 On Hold yet;
Justice League Dark #1 On Hold but the Squad love Zatanna, already no less than 2 Chaykins out of 5
The Savage Hawkman #1 On Hold, lazy egoistic reader
Avengers Academy #1-6 What A Hell is a Marvel Comic Book doing on that list ? I guess Hold doesn't even buy this, check the schedule;
Back to Work "THIS...IS...SPARTAAAA - Tennessee!!! Over and Out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_zzbsK0H14&feature=related
Sunday, October 2, 2011
DESERVE A RANT N°01 Suplement A.K.A. "NICE AND STRAIGHT, THINGS YOU PROBABLY MISSED"
DESERVE A RANT N°01 Suplement A.K.A. "NICE AND STRAIGHT, THINGS YOU PROBABLY MISSED"
Hawk And Dove #01
Liefeld is a minor problem on that book, Sterling Gates is the one who will mess things around on this book.
Why Dove can fly but Hawk don't ? Why everytime Hawk open his mouth i think about Hobo Steve talking ?
And Who had the briliant idea of give for Dove a boyfriend like Deadman ?
Selected by the Gods of War and Peace ? Was not originally two renegade Lords of Chaos and Order ?
I guess Sterling Gates never watch Superman trying to rescue a Boeing 747 on Superman Returns using the same way Dove use on the comic book and fails miserably, that plane should never be able to land safely.
And on Page 11 a lazy aftermath with a cop repeating everything we already knew it from the start.
And if Hawk a.k.a. New Hobo Steve was not enough the Avatar of Peace crash lands over a car and destroy it for no reason on page 14. Why ? She can or she can not fly ? And why her white dove symbol looks more like some kind of spider trying to bone her belly button ?
And if one Hobo Steve was not enough at the last page we meet Brownie Hawk, probably Hobo Steve's cousin.
The action is poor, the story looks like a dramedia, something better suit for a cartoon than a comic book, Sterling Gates is not Geof Johns and this comic will not last long this way.
Post Bottom Followed Up: Annoying Character goes to Hawk the New Hobo Steve who can drag all action of this comic into his existential personal black hole of "WHY,WHY MY BROTHER HAS TO DIE?"
Hawk and Dove so far is not worth reading or expending money, trying to re-sale and avoid it in the near future.
Hawk And Dove #01
Liefeld is a minor problem on that book, Sterling Gates is the one who will mess things around on this book.
Why Dove can fly but Hawk don't ? Why everytime Hawk open his mouth i think about Hobo Steve talking ?
And Who had the briliant idea of give for Dove a boyfriend like Deadman ?
Selected by the Gods of War and Peace ? Was not originally two renegade Lords of Chaos and Order ?
I guess Sterling Gates never watch Superman trying to rescue a Boeing 747 on Superman Returns using the same way Dove use on the comic book and fails miserably, that plane should never be able to land safely.
And on Page 11 a lazy aftermath with a cop repeating everything we already knew it from the start.
And if Hawk a.k.a. New Hobo Steve was not enough the Avatar of Peace crash lands over a car and destroy it for no reason on page 14. Why ? She can or she can not fly ? And why her white dove symbol looks more like some kind of spider trying to bone her belly button ?
And if one Hobo Steve was not enough at the last page we meet Brownie Hawk, probably Hobo Steve's cousin.
The action is poor, the story looks like a dramedia, something better suit for a cartoon than a comic book, Sterling Gates is not Geof Johns and this comic will not last long this way.
Post Bottom Followed Up: Annoying Character goes to Hawk the New Hobo Steve who can drag all action of this comic into his existential personal black hole of "WHY,WHY MY BROTHER HAS TO DIE?"
Hawk and Dove so far is not worth reading or expending money, trying to re-sale and avoid it in the near future.
DESERVE A RANT N°01 A.K.A. "LINKARA WHAT A HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ???"
Welcome to the bottom of the bootle where all sugar gets blur, today with the approval of our dear pop cult hero and spreader of comic book culture Lewis Lovhaug i will start my adventure on the wonderful word of reviewing the comic i read, in particular those Mister Haug already read and reviewed.
Truth must be said and in general i admit i can agree with you say most of the time Lewis but there are those times when you drop the ball. In this TAIS so far i already read it Action Comics, Detective Comics, Man At War, Hawk And Dove, Green Arrow, Batwing, Justice League International and now i start my reading on Animal Man. Your reviews are good and amazingly accured for most of them with exceptions for Hawk and Dove, Green Arrow, Batwing and JLI, you have the right for your own opinion but you let past a few things here and there in those books and the worst case scenario is JLI and i quote : "YOU SHOULD BE BUYING THIS BOOK! IT'S DAMN GOOD!" Really ??? Are you sure you read the same JLI i did ? Because if is that the case lets go and check a few things.
JLI #01 (2011) The book start with Andre Briggs head of United Nation intelligence (played by voice actor Brad Jones thanks to my imagination) trying and succeeding to sale for the U.N. Security Concil the idea of a Super Hero Response Action Team working under the flag of the U.N. representing the greatest nations of Earth, the problems are this :
*everybody in the whole world (according to Briggs) is underfunded and lacking resources and when he talks about every government, law enforcement agency and security forces in the world is hard to believe the United Nations is the only remaining organization able to take money out of their own asses to fund and sponsor their own superhero team;
*his brilliant idea : assemble his own team "UNIQUELY EQUIPPED TO OVER COME THOSE ISSUES", what that means if somebody asks :
- they work pro-bono;
- they bring their own gear or borrow from someone else;
- they pay for their own U.N. bumper stickers;
- no privilegies, if you park in the wrong spot you pay the bill by your self;
- don't tell this to any of them because as we saw coming next :
*The United Nations Security Council will not assume any responsability for their actions if they fail on their missions at any moment, if they win : "OUR HEROES LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!" if they fail : "JUSTICE WHO ??? WE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THEM!" Therefore :
- they are on their own to fight against threats everybody else is ill equipped to handle (like the average friendly neighbor had ilimited resources), so there it is the Official On And Off And On Again And Off Superhero Team who answer to no one except when the U.N. start to ask of course but just if they succeed.
And there comes the Rooster :
Booster Gold: team leader, PR expert, poster boy for several consumer products world wide and the bitch every PR pimp is looking for, the perfect puppet;
Ice, Fire and Vixen : because they are popular, not because there was any planning for this;
Red Rocket, August General In Iron and Godiva : because you go no where in the UN without Russia, China and England poster boys giving you support;
Guy Gardner : because he was the only one available, except of course for Kyle Rayner, John Stewart, Sinestro and any other Green Lantern responsible for the Sector 2814, i guess Andre was being racist or he ask the editor for their preferences;
Other were selected and rejected and some rejected even before selection because they were considered "WRONG???" at the time, go figured.
Greeted by his transvesti assistent Emerson Esposito they start assemble the Avengers, i mean, the JLI in the Hall of Justice an abandoned facility borrowed by the U.N. from local New York government who was previously using the place as a shelter for the homeless and some basement dwellers who was using the internet servers and broad band complex for hacking activities and wikileaks support.
Booster Gold arrives and ask about them, Briggs gives a short explanation and tell him to ignore them and he said "No, we can never ignore them, it's our job to prove them wrong!" you praise him Lewis you really did it and what our team leader and public relation expert did it next ?
"HE IGNORE THE PROTESTS! HE JUST GO TOGETHER WITH BRIGGS INSIDE THE BUILDING AND DID EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE HE SAID HE WOULD DO!" Good job Lewis, you praise and idiot and hypocritic and where did come from the best phrase from this issue so far ? From Guy Gardner, apparently the most sane person in the room who say : "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MINDS ?"
I tell you this Lewis when the person asking this is Guy Gardner something must be very very very wrong and i will never forget that every time you recommend something.
It's past page 16 already, Guy Gardner left the building and Booster Gold Assures us he never sponsored or had been sponsored by adult diapers, it's like see FilmBrain defend it self as nominated leader of anything. Meanwhile Godiva in two lines show to us why she is going to be the T&A main character, probable Booster Gold love interest and useless character with useless powers.
I admit is a Damn book and that's as far i can go, am i the only rational mind who thinks this boat will sank before even reach the proverbial iceberg ? Dan Jurgens is funny but he is not Keith Giffen, this team is trying to emulate the original Stormwatch mixing elements of the original JLI and failing misearbly at least for me, it's a guilty pleasure but deserves a rant, anything about deserving a RECOMMENDATION it's a little bit of a stretch, Lewis you drop the ball one yard behind the end zone and now you must start all over again back from your own end zone.
Continuing, Batman for no other reason than punishing himself try to argue with Gardner but he leaves, Briggs present for the team a jet borrow or more probably stolen from Green Arrow and without nobody noticing Batman does the favor nobody ask for it and drives or heroes into their first mission : rescue a UN research team missing in Peru - South America, thanks to FAA restrictions the plane made a flight from New York to Peru in at least 12 hours because they leave USA airspace at 10pm but arrive in Peru at 10 am flying around the world in the process, thanks the goddammn Batman. That or american writers and readers are national geographically impaired, they don't teach you anything about time zones in the school anymore ?
Anyway still there is a few eastern eggs for you in this issue Lewis, i can open them all alone can i ?
The Basement Dwellers explode the Hall of Justice with explosives stolen from a Blackhawks Storage Facility (did i mention the Blackhawks are the blackops TNG away team for the U.N.), so the place was borrowed from the city, security was non-existent and the building was actually made it with paper-mache because one bomb was enough for a raging inferno, meanwhile the team is attacked on site, Godiva shows how useless she can be and WHAT A HELL IS THAT SENTINEL DOING THERE ???? I knew DC Comics was going all Marvel with the New 52's but that's ridiculous.
Post Bottle Followed Down : Annoying character goes to you Lewis Lovhaug for be so smart and some rare occasions like this so dumb that made a fool of your self and still remains fun. JLI #01 like i said is a guilty pleasure but not one worth to buy it.
Final Score for TAIS 9-8-11 so far is 7 out of 10, i didn't finish reading all 13 books on the list but is enough to say your only major mistake was JLI followed by a few minor threats that compromissed my faith in you a little bit.
Atop the Fourth Wall is probably the main reason why i restarted to read comic books again and has been a lot more fun since crap editors like those from DC Comics can't fooled me again, i wonder how they fooled you ?
End Credits
Post Credits Scene
[Dr Antwiller wanders around an underground base]
Sake: [greeting him] Dr Antwiller.
Dr Antwiller: So, you're the man behind all this? It's quite a labyrinth. I was thinking that you had taken me down here to kill me.
Sake: I've been hearing about the New Mexico situation. Your work has impressed a lot of people who are much smarter than I am.
Dr Antwiller: I had a lot to work with: the Foster theory, a gateway to another dimension... it's unprecedented...
[Sake doesn't respond]
Dr Antwiller: ...isn't it?
Sake: Legend tells us one thing; history, another. But, every now and then, we find something that belongs to both.
[Sake opens a suitcase, which contains a small cube]
Dr Antwiller: What is it?
Sake: Power, Doctor. If we figure out how to tap it, maybe unlimited power.
[Insano is seen in a reflection, smiling]
Insano: [whispers to Spoony] Well, I guess that's worth a look.
Dr Antwiller: Well, I guess that's worth a look.
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