Thursday, January 5, 2012

Spam

@Anonymous that's not Annoying a.k.a. Saidi

Cool, my first Arabian-American, or maybe Arabian-Canadian or even better a Arabian-British....well, at least just Arabian is fine for me. IT'S THAT EXCITING !

Okay, okay, nice to meet Saidi, welcome to our own little united nations meeting room here at the top of the fourth wall, i hope we together can teach something about cordiality for those "only americans", Lewis doesn't count among those people because after all he belong to the finest breed stocking of Norwegian-Americans and as we know viking descendent people don't give a damn for crap: they build, they sail, they travel, they make a mess around the world and they always go back home with the finest goods they can plunder. Cheers for the Norse ! Teaching real captalism since 800 A.D.

Back on topic, i wish i was talented and lazy like you - i can't draw at all, your art is really good and i really meant it.

Did i feel a long winded comment coming ? I hope so. Where should i start ? Let's see.

You think Bendis is stupid ? I love Bendis, there is nothing to discuss about that. I like it, you don't and i will not put a new found friendship on jeopardy for that so this goes to the list of non-topics.

Grant Morrison's run on X-men was awful ? Nothing to discuss on that either, i completely agree with you 200%, Grant is totally wasted and bat-shit insane on that, next topic.

I am almost finished downloading the whole Ultimate series - all the 5.28 Gigabytes of it - so i will keep that for the proper occasion maybe in private chatting when you allowed, there is a lot to debate in that pile, will be fun.

We both love Marvel Knights and Marvel Max but you give Thor 3/10 ? Really ?? I personally give at least 7 or 8/10 on that book, Doctor Strange was hilarious and despite i am not a Thor's fan the God of Thunder really kicks ass at the end.

I think i need to take a closer look on Supergirl previous series as well a lot of Marvel Books to debate this issues properly, you are a Godsend Saidi.

Marvel Adventures Cancelled ? Shame on you whoever is the Editor-in-Chief for Marvel now.

Hey, if they bring back Bill Jemas do you think he can team-up again with Joe Quesada and Peter David ? I doubt anybody can pussyfied any of those three in the same way the producers of Voyager did with the Big Fat Q.

What NCC stands for ? Notorious Censorship Code ??

Oh God i wish i could write something in arabic that doesn't come straight from Google Translator or Babel Fish, those machines are so unreliable and genocidal.

Remember that in the future folks : "Sarah Connor was right all the time, the machines will eventually kill us", real people - Norse, Arabic or Brazilian (you know irish and brazilians share a common ancestry right ? And therefore we are all ninjas) can kill you too but at least we can party before or suddenly after that, it's just a matter between business and a little misunderstandings in life and after a few hundred years everything will be cool again, ask the Russians.

In conclusion Miles Morales sucks but to be fair i didn't read any book about him yet so i will find a time on schedule for that before go any further on my thoughts. I wish i had my own sanctimonious rules ready for that.

Let's follows your guidelines from now on.

Cheers Saidi, i hope this may be the beginning of a beautiful duelist friendship, can't wait to cross sabers with you.

P.S.: Excellent review Lewis, you made your ancestries mildly proud, is nothing personal but lacks something nineties, something viking....SOMETHING BLOODY! MAKE COMICS BLEED !!!

End Credits Monty Python - SPAM (Spoiler Alert : There are vikings in that sketch)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

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