Dear Comic Book Execs in general

Dear Comic Book Execs in general, (and I know you fellows read this because you didn't abducted, probe and insert a tracking chip implanted in Brian Heinz body in an undisclosed locationin the middle of the night in vain, that boys knows serious shit.)


the big money as the advertisement experts, psychiatrists and Georrrge "FUCKING" Lucas also known recently as Georrrrge X. or George "the pedobear who constantly rapes my childhood favorite movies" (despite the fact i only watch those movies on tv, in the wrong order, when i was a teenager and almost shit my own pants watching Darth Vader for the first time at the sound of the Imperial March on the background) already known is in MERCHANDISING and PSYCHIATRY - may God never let you make us forgive that Mr.Brooks and as a matter of fact maybe Spaceballs and High Anxiety should be blamed for the Star Wars prequels too, but Thank You anyway.


So, stop trying to sold comics specially when they have advertisement pages in it, I will be a lot more further inclined to favor your product and buy all crap associated with if you distribute the comics for free and as well focus your efforts in QUALITY more than QUANTITY. Take a look at the japanese growing porn superheroine exploitation industry, those guys know where the big money is and they don't really care for copyrightS since guys like me keep watching, downloading and spreading their gospel that may be read as : 


"SEX IS GOOD, TOYS ARE FUN, ADD YOUR GIRLFRIEND, BUY THE COSTUMES AND STUFF, MIXED ALL WITH YOUR COMIC BOOKS FAVORITE THEMES AND ENJOY THE SHOW ! AND IF YOU ARE A GIRL WITH A GIRLFRIEND OR A BOY WITH A BOYFRIEND NO PROBLEM, THE SAMURAI MASTERS OF COMIC BOOK EXPLOITATION ALSO CARE ABOUT YOU TOO, IS A PARTY FOR EVERYBODY ! " 


So thank you Japan for showing the light to us. And fuck SOPA, and PIPA, and ACTA, and ILM.