Sunday, December 18, 2011

@Lewis:

"you seem to spend an awful lot of time around here making posts that have no relevance to the topics of the posts"

Bad karma always goes around, didn't you know ? Do you think you would keep pissing in Frank Miller's grave for so long without the whole universe making pay for it eventually (despite the fact Frank is not even dead yet)?

"You have indeed slowed down with that, but you STILL DO IT. You make the same points over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and you can't just leave well enough alone".

Just like you did everytime you post a Miller Time  but i guess we are both consistent and i stop trying to be fun while you do all the jokes every single moment your mind snaps for no reason, at least actually for no reason.

"You make multiple comments on the same post... Most commenters are lucky to make one or two posts in a single day... usually only when I make a new post on the blog... You, on the other hand, post multiple times a day on whatever whim you have and I am tired of reading... I have honestly never been frustrated by a poster as much as I have with you..."

Nice, now as karma kicks in imagine if other fans of you and Miller alike discover that they can make the same thing as i usually did so far, imagine your 4.000 fans making comments about your show in one single day, imagine none of them misbehaving, starting flame wars or being obnoxious, imagine them just posting concern polite comments like my own and trying to engaging you into conversation, you allegedly read ALL comments here, can you imagine the chaos if let's say 300 Miller fans engage in non-provocative commentary activities : Again Ladies and Gentlemen : Our Heroes Dilemma and The Karma that brings in.

"You seem to make demands of me..."

I Never ask for anything unreasonable but you always have the right to say No or just ignore it.

"you are unsatisfied with my response..." Our Lack of It "...and continue to make demands..." Again all of them in a civilized fashion

"...just don't realize that the matter is SETTLED...we were taught different things, end of story..."

Don't expect me watch a bunch of ignorant kids showing how much stupid they are without me commenting something about.

"YOU are the only one keeping things going..."

if i was absolutely wrong you would not post my comments when there is actually a few reasons to keep things going on.

"I really, REEEEAAALLY have tried to be patient and kind...Sake, YOU ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES".

You said that all the time, you are starting to sound like Capt. Trunk from Sledge Hammer Tv Series and each time you repeat it self is really start to sound more and more funny because Again : <b>"Did you really expected the universe would not make you pay in some odd, weird, unexpected out of fashion way for everything you said about Frank Miller all this years ?</b>

I am the best reluctant non-engaging villain your has ever had because :

A) i'm not trying be funny anymore;
B) i'm not really trolling, i am just talking, expressing my concerns and being polite;
C)For some reason - and that the hilarious unexpected part - you feel genuinely annoyed and frustrated because i am more prolific than the average commentators and at each comment i keep improving my self in ways that can't be really called annoying unless you have to read 4095 characters of reasonable scripted grammar;

"...you post and post and post add nothing to a conversation!"

That's debatable.

"I am begging, BEGGING you to take a step back..."

I'm glad i made yourself beg without even had the need to write and publish a comic, mission accomplished on this side of the fence for Millerists around the world.

"I don't want to dislike you, Sake - I don't want to dislike ANY of my fans - without you guys, I couldn't do this, but as I've said, seeing that you have YET ANOTHER post I need to approve (multiple times in the same day), it just makes me want to sigh and groan. So please, PLEEEAAASSEEEE consider what I have said."

Lines like that really made yourself sound like a fool and i can't believe you didn't think twice before post those ridiculous lines, for most of the people this will probably looks like a side show you and me agree to do through the comments section but i am posting this comments here where nobody will probably read it - if you approve the comment anyway - because as already establish repeatedly karma always goes around to haunted you for all your deeds and you are the only one who really need to read this because looks like you really need a drink and a suicide gun when dealing with your reading skills, are you really not acting when complaining about reading long comments ?

Anyway you made me laugh when i was not expecting, thanks for keep an smile on my face.

P.S.: you should stop sleeping at odd hours, this makes nasty things with your nerves.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

@Raneko

I already said more than i should about that but i have a new theory about the explosion on Ceti Alpha VI : "BLAME THE SCIENTISTS FROM THE GENESIS PROJECT!"

My own conspiracy theory establish this : in a hurry to show results and without any knowledge of Carol Marcus or his son (probably but not certainly) the cientists test Genesis on Ceti Alpha VI and because of that the planet explode.

After that they made everything that was necessary to hide all evidences of their clumsiness :

- they modified and substitute every cartographic data about the Ceti Alpha system from Starfleet data banks;

- they remove all reports about the location of Khan and his Augments (after all they should be probably dead so why bother to rescue the dead bodies of your only accusatory witnesses ?) and removing the beacon in orbit broadcasting that Hitchhikers maybe Genetically enhanced supermen with delusions of godhood (because they must be all dead right ? We never bother to check that anyway);

- They assigned the most gullible, fresh from Academy bunch of idiots in Starfleet history to help them finding new test sites for their non-doomsday device of doom (and tell them to avoid the Ceti Alpha system ? Why ? That people on Ceti Alpha V should probably be dead by now, it's nothing like they were a bunch of supermen or something, they should be fried freaks at this point).

- And any member of the science crew involved in this "minor set back" was send for mandatory vacation on Nimbus III, the planet of peace for some stress relief.

Be far far away during the events presented in the movie was really lucky and has nothing to do with conspiracy plot convenience despite the fact all of them die on arrival at Nimbus III thanks to suddenly unexpected teletransport malfunction, auxiliary transport crash landing, food poisoning, turbo lifter disastrous lack of maintenance, the eventual warp core breach and resulting explosion in orbit as well explosive atmospheric decompression of all escape pods as such the lack of EVA suits provided with helmets, the following destruction of the original Nimbus III resort when the buildings were hit by the debris and hull of the U.S.S. Titanic.

Starfleet regret the lost of a fine ship just two days before decommission.

If at least there was an real crew to take care of all those things that goes wrong that day instead of a (literal) skeleton crew and automated systems maybe the death of all 253 cientists involved(most of them with no links to the Genesis Project) could be avoided, too bad all their logs and research data was lost and never recovered despite the fact every starship has audio and video recorders through the whole ship secretly broadcasting everything that happens inside 24/7 back to Starfleet headquarters.

After all any theory about federation scientists blowing up whole planets it's completely absurd, isn't Mr. Sloan ?

_"Well, that's certainly a nice synopsis for something like : Star Trek Final Destination The Wrath of  Garak" ! (sinister chuckles) (mental note, made this guy Captain of some doomed vessel and send him where no one has gone before immediately - anywhere deep into Dominion or Borg territory and made the ship explode like in an misfortune "accident" just for sure ) (even more sinister chuckles)

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Point taken

<b>"This is a warning notice from the I.F.A.F.A.G. - Interstellar Feminist Awareness for all Females Across the Galaxy :

Dear Mr.Lovhaug, good morning.

In the behalf of our Associates we congratulate you for your strong defense of the feminist values despite the fact you are just "a man" we praise and are relief with the fact that "a man" can still be a gentleman in a world still strongly dominated by "men values".

And still we can't prevent ourselves from agree with the observations made by that other "man" who recently deserves our concern.

Your companion and crew equalitarian partner IronLiz deserves a better role in the ship or even be in charge of the whole vessel since your most recent actions in command of the Comicron 1 is a matter for debate, nonetheless her status must be defined and as her fans we will not accept anything below First Officer, XO, Wing Commander, fem-Sheppard, or anything else that's not obviously a female stereotypical job inside a fleet ruled by "men".

Therefore Counselor, Ambassador, Chief of Engineering, Tactical Officer, Security Chief, Emergency Holographic Something, and any other menial job like Borg Queen or Starfleet Captain is straight out of question, we don't want to see her talented wasted with techno-babble or any stunt cliche role, Hollywood has  provide enough of that for us already.

With nothing else to say again thanks for an entertaining show so far, we hope you provide an adequate response for us fans.

Mistress Beata, from I.F.A.F.A.G hearquaters in Angel One, Stardate 57869.6."</b>

Don't look at me Mr.Lovhaug, i am just a reluctant messenger.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

I.M.A.M.A.N. is an acronym for the Interstellar Manhood Association for Masculine Awareness of Nature.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Shadow Ops Continues

A Token of my appreciation :

<b>"The I.F.A. F.A.G. is an acronym that stands for the INTERSTELLAR FEMINIST AWARENESS for all FEMALES ACROSS the GALAXY".</b>

This "Agency" was created by a race of immortal aliens known as The Tiny Bald Blue Men Group or The Blue Baldies, who live slightly at the center of the universe on the planet Blueish.

It was create to spread awareness about the oppression of some genders above others despite the fact most of their efforts are concentrated in reverse the oppressive conditions of  living instead of made it life more oppressive for both genders in an equalitarian basis like their most aggressive branch <b>the F.O.C.K.S. (FEMALE ORIONS, CARDSSIANS, KLINGONS and SADIST alike) advocate.</b>

If you, as a self declared feminist (roll eyes in wonder) will not stand for the N.R.A. analogue for feminism in the Star Trek Universe than i will despite the fact most of those women want me enslaved, castrated, dead and cloned to be humiliated, tortured and kill a thousand times until the end of days but at least i had some fun.

Enjoy.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

The Shadow Ops Begins

@Jarkes

"Hmm. Fair enough. But she's never been exactly "helpless," as far as I can tell".

She the sort of second in command on a ship where the Captain is obsessed with criticizing allegedly bad comics to the point of allowing malevolent beings to try taking over the ship and unleash hell of Earth. If that doesn't made her a damsel in distress i don't know how much further we need to go to match your definition of "helpless".

Okay, is debatable, damsel in distress or stressed damsel ? It's a gorgeous damsels anyway, i just hope her talent is not wasted like Paramount did with most of Star Trek actors and actresses.

Call me a sexist, misogynist dinosaur relic whose boyish charms, though wasted on modern days but at least i know what to do during a warning call.

End Credits Taylor Dayne - Original Sin (Theme From The Shadow, Howard Chaykin  best  made for DC comic book ever)

Dealing with Women

@Gareth

"So no, I'm not stupid...

....Would it have been better for me to keep arguing while not being fully sure I knew what I was talking about?"

My bad, i never had the intention to call you guys stupid, my rhetorical question should be clearly addressed to the Starfleet High Command, the line is question never was addressed against the argument between you and Dave, sorry for this misunderstanding.

The line should be posted as an in-joke like this :

Why did the Starfleet Admirals agree with the formation of a Neutral Zone where the enemy can keep heavily armed forces protecting their own territory "FROM THE INSIDE OF THE NEUTRAL ZONE" but the Starfleet forces can't even step one finger nail in it without be nuked with photonic torpedos a thousand times until the next sunday morning ? Seriously  <b>Admirals</b> are you really that stupid ?

There, that's how my closing arguments should have ended.

Now about my closing arguments in the last I.F.A. F.A.G.'s summit in Khitomer i have no excuses, i am really that shameless about my opinions concerning genders relations in the 20th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd and 24th Century and beyond, i am a sexual tyrannosaurus and i am proud to be a son of a Miller.

Cheers GranGranGranGranPa.

Engaging engines at Warp 9.9 and running like Hell.

End Credits The Flintstones Theme Song

Shooting Practice Songs

Today : Shoot together with the drums.

The Tale About A Bounty

The Interstellar Feminist Awareness for all Females Across the Galaxy - the I.F.A. F.A.G's - put a bounty for my head : DEAD or CASTRATE, thanks God the less delicate branch of the same group : the Furious Orions, Cardassian, Klingons and Sadists alike - the I.F.A. F.O.C.K.S. - has a more delicate approach on this matter : ENSLAVED AND CHASTISED ! Oh Dear Miller, LOL.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Savings

quoting : "Poor Linkara =( He never gets to use his cool things before an evil robot takes them over".

He don't have the budget for it.

quoting : "Ignoring an intruder alert on a ship capable of destroying a planet isn't a good idea when the intruder might... I don't know... find the 'fire' button very quickly"

Our Hero ladies and gentlemen, a sample of Starfleet finest, only Khan could be more obsessed than him with the task ahead to ignore the obvious danger.

Quoting the first line from the Battle in the Mutara Nebula :

 [hailing Khan] "This is Admiral Kirk. We tried it once your way, Khan, are you ready for a rematch? Khan...? I'm laughing at the "superior intellect."

And as everybody knows, there he goes, boldly foll, facing off his certain doom.

And quoting Khan about the planetary explosion matter :

Khan: [shouts] THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE! Ceti Alpha Six exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything was laid waste.

Okay, so in this case Starfleet cartography can argue that at the moment of the U.S.S. Reliant's arrival Alpha Ceti V was in the planetary path were Alpha Ceti VI was supposed to be and since Alpha Ceti V was supposed to be a M-Class planet the wasteland they find at the surface could not be the same planet because the Reliant's crewmen never bother to check the the cartographic and astronomic data banks to see if the stellar system match what they saw.

Therefore we can conclude and point the fact the Starfleet Academy gradutes are stupid in the 23rd Century and that was the true fact behind why Captain Kirk and the Enterprise original crew were IRREPLECEABLE.

Further evidences of stupidity after that Era are : Captain Picard and the Federation/Cardassian Treaties, Captain Janeway promotion to Admiral after commit several crimes against humanity and all sentient beings in general, Promote a Schizophrenic Hobo as Captain of the allegedly first starship called Enterprise in the 22nd Century and back Atop the Fourth Wall keep a compulsive comic book reader obsessed with bad comics who supposedly burn a few in charge of what can only be considered as a weapon of mass destruction in orbit of the planet Earth and that never goes anywhere else or even can landing on the planet.

Jesus, the man not even have a crew: just a robot, an artificial intelligence and a willing capable photogenic girlfriend who is never allowed to do anything else than be the proverbial helpless damsel in distress, again "OUR HERO LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, gentleman-feminist extraordinaire".

Well at least in his defense Linkara is a 23rd Century graduate so could be worst...hey wait a minute, it is worst.

Here, the Q-Continuum is prosecuting you Mr. Lewis Lovhaug a.k.a. Linkara for indulcing a mentally unbalanced universal supreme entity into suicide and so be responsible for it's murder.

Please if you survive the impending peril please proceed into the Celestial Temple of the Bajoran Prophets and face the charges against you, the prosecution already contact Captain Benjamin "Don't F@#k With" The Sisko to be your defense attorney but in case he can't be available for any reason the Q-Continuum will be more than happy to provide "Any" sentient being available to defend you, and we really mean "ANY".

Oh yes, about the planetary shifting : how do you scourge the planet and shift it's orbit without killing everybody in it in a matter of years instead of days ?

The accusation/defense/whatever rests.

End Credits provide by James Horner please enjoy.

Saturday, December 3, 2011

2012 Schedule

Chronicles That Never Should presents :

- Rob Liefeld's Re-Imagined  Mighty Morphing Power Rangers;
- All Star Guy Gardner Begins, written by Frank Miller, Art by Howard Chaykin, Cover by Ed Benes;
- From the New Avengers Creative Team comes : Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead and Mephisto : Riverdale's Just One More Day;


Coming Soon....



Friday, December 2, 2011

When Sick of ....Knock It Off

From now own at least for a while i write to pleasure my self - like it was any different in the past.

Let's Rock !





Dire Straits - Walk Of Life


Lyrics:


Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
Be-Bop-A-Lula, Baby What I Say
Here comes Johnny singing I Gotta Woman
Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah, the boy can play
Dedication devotion
Turning all the night time into the day


He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
He do the song about the knife
He do the walk, he do the walk of life


Here comes Johnny and he'll tell you the story
Hand me down my walkin' shoes
Here come Johnny with the power and the glory
Backbeat the talkin' blues
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah, the boy can play
Dedication devotion
Turning all the night time into the day


He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
He do the song about the knife
He do the walk, he do the walk of life


Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
Be-Bop-A-Lula, Baby What I Say
Here comes Johnny singing I Gotta Woman
Down in the tunnels, trying to make it pay
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah the boy can play
Decidation devotion
Turning all the night time into the day


And after all the violence and double talk
There's just a song in the trouble and the strife
You do the walk, you do the walk of life